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The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Weeks: World-Classy Edition

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The Sharks are playing the Flames, but first: the 5 funniest hockey tweets of the past couple of weeks.

Pictured: some beards.
Pictured: some beards.

This feature didn't appear last week due to a severe lack of funny from all of you, so here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past two weeks:


Which entity functions more poorly: NHL GameCenter or the NHL itself?


On the next episode of "Canadian Hannibal" the team hunts a serial killer who slices people into very thin pieces and then freezes the slices into the ice at hockey rinks with his Zamboni.


I'm breaking my rule about not including un-intentionally funny tweets here, but I think I made the right call. Holy cow, just look at all those words!


Pretty funny, but also a bit low-brow.

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Absolutely perfect.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .

Prediction: Nobody calls me out for picking my own tweet as the funniest because it clearly was.

Video Gamery: My 10th-favorite video game is Minecraft. Here's a shark house I made once: