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This feature didn't appear last week due to a severe lack of funny from all of you, so here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past two weeks:
#5
Still 33 mins left in the 3rd but Sens will need to capitalize on the rare 5 on negative-1 PP to get back into it. pic.twitter.com/sQg6ZTX8XJ
— Fear The Fin (@fearthefin) March 22, 2014
Which entity functions more poorly: NHL GameCenter or the NHL itself?
#4
when you put that mask on Hannibal Lecter he can't bite you but he also becomes immune to hockey pucks so pick your poison pal
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) March 23, 2014
On the next episode of "Canadian Hannibal" the team hunts a serial killer who slices people into very thin pieces and then freezes the slices into the ice at hockey rinks with his Zamboni.
#3
@wingingitmotown We really cant worry or even give a flying V what the heck other teams are doing! We want to be world-classy fans,w/ honor
— Datsyukian Dekeyser (@hORIzONdesignz) March 23, 2014
@wingingitmotown one shift @ a time till the last buzzer sounds in the regular season & then we can look @ the score board to see where we @
— Datsyukian Dekeyser (@hORIzONdesignz) March 23, 2014
I'm breaking my rule about not including un-intentionally funny tweets here, but I think I made the right call. Holy cow, just look at all those words!
#2
Corey Perry was created in a Petri dish by combining human bile and possum shit
— SJ (@stace_ofbase) March 16, 2014
Pretty funny, but also a bit low-brow.
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
Corey Perry is like if you built a Frankenstein out of just dicks.
— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) March 21, 2014
Absolutely perfect.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .
Prediction: Nobody calls me out for picking my own tweet as the funniest because it clearly was.
Video Gamery: My 10th-favorite video game is Minecraft. Here's a shark house I made once:
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