This feature didn't appear last week due to a severe lack of funny from all of you, so here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past two weeks:
Still 33 mins left in the 3rd but Sens will need to capitalize on the rare 5 on negative-1 PP to get back into it. pic.twitter.com/sQg6ZTX8XJ— Fear The Fin (@fearthefin) March 22, 2014
Which entity functions more poorly: NHL GameCenter or the NHL itself?
when you put that mask on Hannibal Lecter he can't bite you but he also becomes immune to hockey pucks so pick your poison pal— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) March 23, 2014
On the next episode of "Canadian Hannibal" the team hunts a serial killer who slices people into very thin pieces and then freezes the slices into the ice at hockey rinks with his Zamboni.
@wingingitmotown We really cant worry or even give a flying V what the heck other teams are doing! We want to be world-classy fans,w/ honor— Datsyukian Dekeyser (@hORIzONdesignz) March 23, 2014
@wingingitmotown one shift @ a time till the last buzzer sounds in the regular season & then we can look @ the score board to see where we @— Datsyukian Dekeyser (@hORIzONdesignz) March 23, 2014
I'm breaking my rule about not including un-intentionally funny tweets here, but I think I made the right call. Holy cow, just look at all those words!
Corey Perry was created in a Petri dish by combining human bile and possum shit— SJ (@stace_ofbase) March 16, 2014
Pretty funny, but also a bit low-brow.
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
Corey Perry is like if you built a Frankenstein out of just dicks.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) March 21, 2014
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .
Prediction: Nobody calls me out for picking my own tweet as the funniest because it clearly was.
Video Gamery: My 10th-favorite video game is Minecraft. Here's a shark house I made once: