The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Glorious Hair Edition

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take *flicks puck to distracted teammate, it bounces off his skate and into our own goal*

— wdmfn (@woodmuffin) March 26, 2014

Stupid Gretzky didn't know what he was talking about.

#4

Why do you have to be such a cheap shotting pussy? @jneal_18 #AskNeal

— Кайл (@KDunlop20) March 24, 2014

#askneal @jneal_18 what's the best part of being the Grand Wizard of the KKK?

— Freddy the Fog (@NotFredShero) March 24, 2014

Stop dodging the questions, Neal!

#3

More or less sums it up pic.twitter.com/RzM0vTWHMP

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) March 30, 2014

:-O

#2

Real Sports won't customize my Leafs jersey with CORSI nameplate and # -50

— first time slammer (@olhnso) March 26, 2014

Somebody will actually do this soon, right? Please?

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Brian Burke's hair January 2013 pic.twitter.com/epqD1Yz4Wm

— Passive Voice (@Z_A_Kline) March 27, 2014

Brian Burke's hair September 2013 pic.twitter.com/0TR0eiRzlB

— Passive Voice (@Z_A_Kline) March 27, 2014

Brian Burke's hair January 2014 pic.twitter.com/dBjisS9ONZ

— Passive Voice (@Z_A_Kline) March 27, 2014

Brian Burke's hair March 2014 pic.twitter.com/RLfl5whGHs

— Passive Voice (@Z_A_Kline) March 27, 2014

Brian Burke went from "regular professional" to "discredited scientist" to "vengeful supervillain" in 14 months.

— Passive Voice (@Z_A_Kline) March 27, 2014

Wild applause for the tremendous amount of work that went into this tweet.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .