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Who is to blame for the Sharks' inability to finish off the Kings? I have a few ideas.
#1 Antti Niemi
He's terrible now! He must have caught it from Jonathan Quick.
#2 Tomas Hertl
Too many late nights at Dave and Busters, Tomas! Focus on the game you're paid to play!
#3 Dustin Brown
#4 Mike Brown
You suck, quit trying to act like you're good and get off the team.
#5 Marty Havlat
Why the hell are the Sharks paying you again?
#6 Jonathan Quick
You asshole, tricking the Sharks into thinking you were dogshit only to start playing decently when it really mattered!
#7 Mike Richards
Why aren't you the top line center?!
#8 Anze Kopitar
You won't be able to elude international justice forever, Anze! The people of Slovenia demand that you pay for your crimes!
#9 Jordan Speicher
Fuck this sports management major at Liberty University. What a dork.
#10 Corey Perry
Anytime something terrible happens in the world, you can bet Corey Perry is involved somehow.
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