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Kings Gameday: Everything's Fine

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Nothing to worry about

See? He's fine
See? He's fine
Harry How

Everything's cool. There's not a problem. None. No.

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Everything is going to be just fine.

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Jerk-Off 2014 QUARTERFINALS

Today is the last round of the quarterfinals, and features a beloved Canuck and that dumb dick who yells between the benches on TV. However, this is as tight a group in jerkness we have had through this round, in my opinion at least. Here's the options

Kevin Bieksa, Vancouver Canucks

Looks like a shithead, acts like a shithead, and will be the last Canuck standing as they finally disintegrate into early off-season oblivion.

Todd Bertuzzi, Detroit Red Wings

He breaks a guy's neck and he keeps playing. I break a coworker's stapler accidentally and all of a sudden I'm required to have a written apology, sit down with the CEO's to explain what happened, and wear a sign that says "I drop staplers".

Martin St.Louis, New York Rangers/Tampa Bay Lightning

He's done nothing to counteract the stereotype of Frenchies being total crybabies. This is how Don Cherry wins, Marty. Think on that.

Ryane Clowe, New Jersey Devils

Nevere forgive, nevere forgete.

James Mirtle, Toronto Maple Leaf media punching bag for disgruntled fans

Mirtle has made claims of returning to power here at the Battle of California, so I for one welcome our new overlord of darkness.

Pierre McGuire, NHL on NBC

"BOY AND LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH FUN THIS GUY IS HAVING OUT THERE. I SPOKE WITH HIS JUNIOR COACH AND HE SAYS HE LOVES THE GAME. ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT. CAN'T SAY ENOUGH POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT THIS KID. [Giggles uncontrollably for the next thirty seconds]"