Trade Em For Nothing by Dire Staces
Lots and lots of things happened yesterday. Alex Stalock extended, safe for now. Mike Brown extended, probably #ForeverAShark. Drew Remenda got shit canned. It was announced that the Sharks are on their way to a partial rebuild but it looks as if they may blow this team the fuck up. Also, the Sharks could get moved because even their TV deals are shorky. Now that I have your attention, here's a parody song!