Look at this stupid draft coming up.
What a dumb baby draft for dumb babies.
It's a garbage draft full of garbage prospects for a garbage sport invented in a garbage country. This is the worst draft ever, which is saying a lot because every draft ever has been absolute horseshit. It just looks awful.
I can't believe we have to put up with this. This is a joke. Why are they subjecting us to this? What is wrong with this stupid world?
What a complete and utter turd.
To make matters worse, this piece of butt draft is being held in Philadelphia, the fart-bag state. You can tell even the league itself hates this draft if they're willing to relegate it to Philadelphia.
Such a dumb idiot draft. This is the worst thing to ever happen to this stupid sport.
Everybody hates you, draft. We hope you die.
Go to hell.