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Patrick Marleau's Las Vegas Itinerary

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Patrick Marleau made a trip to Las Vegas this week for the NHL Awards and my friend who valets cars at the Wynn hotel found his travel itinerary on the ground. You won't see this anywhere else, folks!

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Right before Marleau blasted Vitamin C for 10 hours straight
Right before Marleau blasted Vitamin C for 10 hours straight
Jesus Christ

June 22

8:00am: Iron bathing suit

9:00am: Double check packed items, DO NOT FORGET SUIT AND POOL FLOATIES

9:30am: Pack food for roadtrip: broccoli and cheese soup, chocolate pudding, and a bag of cinnamon toast crunch

10:00am: Hit the road DELAYED, FORGOT SUIT

10:45am: Hit the road

[drive well below the speed limit for 8 hours]

6:45pm: Arrive at the World's Tallest Thermometer

6:47pm-7:02pm: Convert temperature of thermometer from Fahrenheit to Celsius CANCELED DUE TO THERMOMETER BEING BROKEN

7:05pm: Hit the road again for 90 miles

9:05pm: Drop off Vlasic at the Wynn

9:20pm: Check in at the Circus Circus Hotel (ask for smoking room so I can smoke bubble gum cigarettes in bed)

9:45pm: Put all clothes in dresser and closet

10:10pm-11:59pm: Do flips from one queen sized bed to the other queen sized bed


June 23

12:00am-8:00am: Sleep

9:00am: Drive to Gold Coast Hotel and Casino

9:30am: Go to the 10 dollar Ports O' Call Buffet for a garden salad with no dressing

11:00am: Drive to Downtown Las Vegas

11:30am-2:30pm: Zipline

2:30pm: Drive back to the Circus Circus

3:00pm-8:00pm: Earn enough tickets to purchase Epic Mickey video game for wii at Midway Arcade

8:00pm-8:45pm: Eat dinner at the Blue Iguana Mexican Express CLOSED AT 4PM

8:05pm-9:50pm: All-you-can-eat fried shrimp at Circus Buffet

9:50pm-10:15pm: Take a power nap

10:15pm-11:59pm: bet five dollars on double zero and let it ride FELL ASLEEP


June 24

6:15am: Wake up; drink decaf coffee

7:00am: Walk to Miracle Mile Shops

8:00am: Arrive at Miracle Mile Shops DELAYED DUE TO STREET PERFORMERS DRESSED LIKE TRANSFORMERS

10:00am: Arrive at Miracle Mile Shops

10:10am: Eat at Panda Express

10:40am: Get a yard-long Pina Colada at Fat Tuesday, ask bartender to "hold the lada" and wait for laughs to roll in

12:00pm: Refill yard-long Fat Tuesday glass with three one-dollar margaritas at O'Shea's Casino

12:15pm-2:00pm: Ask the young people playing beer pong at O'Shea's if I can take a celebrity shot for them

2:00pm: Walk back to Circus Circus Casino

3:05pm: Get eyebrows threaded

3:20pm: Walk to the Wynn DELAYED: FORGOT SUIT AGAIN

3:30pm: Walk to the Wynn

3:55pm: Arrive at Wynn, ask front desk to put in a 5:00am wake up call for Vlasic, await laughs

4:00pm-6:00pm: NHL Awards

6:00pm-11:59pm: Celebrate Lady Byng victory; drink a white wine spritzer from trophy, bet 5 dollars on double zero and let it ride DID NOT WIN

6:00pm-8:00pm: Lay out by the pool

8:05pm-8:20pm: Walk to Stratosphere Hotel

8:30pm-11:00pm: Watch Burns go on the scary rides at the Stratosphere hotel

11:00pm: Walk to Circus Circus Hotel

11:15pm-11:59pm: Pack suitcase NOTE: DO NOT FORGET TO TAKE HOTEL SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, BODY WASH AND LOTION


June 25

6:00am-7:30am: Play the Wizard of Oz penny slot machine

7:45am: Pick up Vlasic from Wynn hotel

8:00am-8:00pm: Drive to San Jose




*Due to the notes made on the itinerary, Marleau must have dropped it after leaving the NHL Awards. I assume that he did not leave Las Vegas at 8:00am due to him forgetting his suit again.