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Where in the world is Matt Longbeach?

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A question has been weighing heavily on Sharks fans as of late....where exactly IS Nieto from?

WANTED FOR QUESTIONING IN REGARDS TO BIRTH PLACE
WANTED FOR QUESTIONING IN REGARDS TO BIRTH PLACE
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There have been many puzzling questions in regards to the Sharks, but none of which more troubling than figuring out Matt Nieto's birth place. This is something that even Kings fans and Ducks fans wonder! Kings fans pondering ANYTHING is a pretty big deal, guys.  It's a goddamn mystery for the whole state of California.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Quick does anybody know where Matt Nieto is from?!</p>&mdash; Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) <a href="https://twitter.com/MegalodonBOC/status/511916526635458560">September 16, 2014</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Hey, does anybody know where Matt Nieto is from? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LAKings?src=hash">#LAKings</a></p>&mdash; Dante Poe (@DantePoe) <a href="https://twitter.com/DantePoe/status/458813443215093760">April 23, 2014</a></blockquote>

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I haven't wanted to see a birth certificate this badly since the 2008 presidential election.

To figure out this troubling mystery, I decided to play one of my favorite childhood games!

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In order to start my detective work, I must return to the scene of the crime.

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Whilst visiting the scene of the crime, I interviewed some witnesses to gather more information about the birthplace of the suspect.

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I'm getting an idea of where he could be, but still no dice. Thankfully I have one more witness to help me crack the case!

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Thanks to the helpful hints of my witnesses, I was able to find out that Matt Longbeach is from......

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Matt Nieto is from Long Beach. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LittleKnownFact?src=hash">#LittleKnownFact</a></p>&mdash; Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) <a href="https://twitter.com/MegalodonBOC/status/459542519257116672">April 25, 2014</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>For those asking, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SJShark?src=hash">#SJShark</a> Matt Nieto headed home to Long Beach last night for dinner with the family.</p>&mdash; David Pollak (@PollakOnSharks) <a href="https://twitter.com/PollakOnSharks/status/453996657743376384">April 9, 2014</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Long Beach CA native Matt Nieto gets 1st NHL point on Dan Boyle lead marker at Shark Tank.</p>&mdash; Dennis Bernstein (@DennisTFP) <a href="https://twitter.com/DennisTFP/status/387774307469778944">October 9, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sharks are double-checking, but Matt Nieto appears to be their first California-born draft pick. He&#39;s from Long Beach.</p>&mdash; David Pollak (@PollakOnSharks) <a href="https://twitter.com/PollakOnSharks/status/84653432115433474">June 25, 2011</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Emerson Etem not playing but Long Beach is still in the house w/ Matthew Nieto, who sets up PP goal to give SJ 3-2 lead.</p>&mdash; Curtis Zupke (@curtiszupke) <a href="https://twitter.com/curtiszupke/status/384145556253073410">September 29, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Just got done with camp. Still alive but I&#39;m barely breathing. Now back to long beach city livin</p>&mdash; Matt Nieto (@matt_nieto) <a href="https://twitter.com/matt_nieto/status/92032671454208001">July 16, 2011</a></blockquote>

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Shit. Guess I should've checked twitter first. Have they ever mentioned this in a broadcast before?