This is a reoccurring weekly feature that awards the "El Burrito de la Victoria" trophy to the comments with the most amount of reader "recommendations" from the prior week. All recommendations were tallied the day before this feature was posted. With any luck, this will encourage you to not only comment more often, but to be funnier.
Holy shit, we actually had a decent amount of comments on the site again this past wee, just like the good old days. We're finally building up momentum, just in time to lose it all during the All-Star break!
Here's the shit you weirdos liked this week...
Comments of the Week
The St. Louis Blues' SB Nation blog came in second place this year in the Profanity Rankings (with a .201 FUC metric), and they weren't too happy about it. A commenter was nice enough to point out that...
And it's true! The Blues do finish in second place a lot.
Okay, we have a lot this week.
He also had something to say about Devan Dubnyk's trade to Minnesota...
Maple Leafs blog Pension Plan Puppets rose in the Profanity Rankings after I introduced the advanced FUC metric, and it didn't go unnoticed...
Speaking of FUC,
Also, people have already been discussing how to cheat the FUC Metric, and I'd like that to stop, please:
And there's a reason we don't care about how often people curse in the comments when pulling the Profanity Rankings...
Speaking of the Profanity Rankings, Battle of California is #1:
There's a lot more highly-rec'd comments this week, should I keep going?
Okay, fine. I'll stop, Dunn.
As chosen by me, arbitrarily...
I'm using this slow-witted Devils fan's tweet instead of one of his BoC comments, but rest assured he posted a lot of stupid comments on the blog as well. There were just too many to choose from. He got embarrassed every time he tried to play. Better luck next time!
Hey @JerMeansWell go get your asshole bleached, ya Cali prick. Looks like you've been fooled into thinking you could write!— Boucher's Barber (@UncleSpuck) January 16, 2015
Good work, team.