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Ducks Gameday: Fine, we can talk about cocks some more.

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Finally talking about what we're all really here for. Ducks @ Nashville.

Types of Mike Babcock
Types of Mike Babcock
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One time I called Nashville hockey boring and a bunch of Predators fans cried about it on our blog so today I'll ignore the team completely so we don't hurt anyone's feelings.

Instead, I wanted to address something that's obviously on many of our readers' minds. As I have many times in the past here on Battle of California, I went through our logs to see what search engine keywords and phrases led readers to our site from Google and similar web searches.

A pattern started to emerge, as each of the below searches had multiple hits...

  • types of cock
  • types of cocks
  • cock types
  • types cock
  • different dick types
  • types of dick
  • dick types
  • what kind of penis you have
I don't know how this became one of the most pressing issues of our site, but I guess this is what you really care about. To answer your stupid questions, most of the cock around here at Battle of California looks like this...

BoC Kings blogger, Ryan Dunn


BoC Kings blogger, Ryan Dunn

Gameday

Ducks @ Predators

Thursday, Oct 22, 2015, 5:00 PM PDT

Bridgestone Arena - Nashville, TN

Prediction

This game will be too boring to watch and the Ducks will lose anyway.

Inspirational Music

To take up space in my gameday posts this season, so that I don't have to write so much, you'll be getting a glimpse of my playlist while I write this garbage.

Today I'm listening to: Katy Perry - "Peacock"