The Carolina Hurricanes. More like the Her?icanes. You see this is funny because they are forgettable. Don't believe me? Quick, which team were we talking about again?
No idea, right? I know I forgot. Seriously, who the fuck are the Kings playing?
Carolina? What? Hurricanes? That seems insensitive.
Now I personally don't care about this team. I forget they exist, don't recognize anyone off their roster, and am unsure which Carolina they are a part of. Lucky for me, @ over at twitter fucking hates this team. He was incredibly gracious and decided to share some words regarding the Carolina Weather Events. Things are pretty dark in Hartford, and if this doesn't inspire you to hate this regionally named team then I don't know what will.