The Ducks have started yet another record-setting season. It takes a truly elite team to be shut out in 5 of its first 8 games. The Ducks have managed to do this while starting goaltender Frederik Andersen has maintained a .940 save percentage. Needless to say, the Ducks are down in the standings. The Ducks, unlike others in the NHL, have voluntarilly gone down on this NHL season. Way down. Playing Clayton Stoner with Korbinian Holzer for multiple shifts down. Now, they Ducks move on to Dallas where they hope to teach Jamie Benn a thing or two about going down:
In case you didn't know, this happened in the offseason -->
There are a few things we can learn from this tweet.
1. He used the wrong "your" ... gross he doesn't like grammar.
2. He didn't even write the euphemism correctly "bunch mox" OK weirdo.
3. JAMIE BENN DOESN'T GO DOWN!
4. Jamie Benn possibly believes that chewing on a box in front of another person is sexually arousing and may or may not have seen Jason Demers do so (Looks like you just discovered a fetish you didn't even know you had).
Enjoy watching a trash team take on the lowest scoring team in the NHL.
Ducks @ Stars
Tuesday, Oct. 27, 2015, 5:30 p.m. PTD
American Airlines Center – Dallas, TX
I take my first of four midterms I have this week, tomorrow. I don't watch the game. The Ducks maybe win. Whatever.
Jer does this so I feel obligated to do this. So here's a song that will go with whatever I decided to post on gameday.
Today you're listening to: Khia - My Neck, My Back (HQ/Dirty) 2002