Sharks Gameday: Hell on earth

The Sharks face the Dallas Stars in a noon game, so we can pretty much guarantee that the Sharks are going to suck. While I'm sure it's happened, I can't remember a good game being played by the Sharks before 4:00 PM Pacific in the in 22 years I've followed this team. Good thing both games this weekend are midday!

Can you feel the excitement? That's because we get to face Antii Niemi. And we're backstopped by our marginally better goaltender Martin Jones! We caught up with Antii before the game to get his thoughts on leaving the Sharks and signing with Dallas.

Ok, thanks for your time Niemi. We also caught up with former Shark, Jason "Daddy" Demers. Hi, Jason.

Ok. Well-

I wasn't talking to you, Jamie, but-

What the fuck is wrong with you douchebags? Jesus chr-

Ok, we're done here.

Dallas is a hell on earth.

Sharks @ Stars
12:00 PM (that's noon, not midnight, you morons)

Prediction: Just crushin' it, bro.