Ducks Gameday: Blasting a Commenter, a Cartoon and Beyoncé

Because some people actually care about the quality of trash content this blog produces,

I decided to put in minimal effort to draw a cartoon. Since I am only a rookie and don't want to look like I'm trying to disrespect the game like that Tomas Hertl kid, I made sure to keep with the rich and deplorable history of cartoons posted on this blog by irrationally coloring the duck character blue. So here you go:

Gameday:

Ducks at Panthers

Thursday, Nov. 19, 2015, 4:30 p.m. PST

BB&T Center – Sunrise, FL

Prediction:

Maybe the Ducks win because they put effort in too. Nick Ritchie gets his first suspension.

Inspirational Music:

Jer does this, so I feel obligated to do this. So here is a song that will go with whatever I decide to post on gameday.

(FYI: every time I've typed this Jer gets autocorrected to Mer wtf is that???)

Today you're listening to: Check On It – Beyoncé

That pink body roll though!