Let's see here, tonight we're playing... Arizona?? Damn it. Let's talk about tomorrow instead.
Thanksgiving is great and all, but it really suffers from a lack of classic holiday movies. Let's talk about our favorites today so we can all know what to watch tomorrow.
I'll go first, because I imagine we're all on the same page here and you're also going to pick this movie.
The best Thanksgiving-themed movie of all time is:
1993's Son in Law, starring comedy great Pauly Shore. Shore corrupts some college student and they return home to horrify her family on Thanksgiving break, and some other shit happens too I guess. Shore gets punched in the face or something.
Now, I'm sorry I stole your first choice, but feel free to share your second choice in the comments (Pro Tip: The second best Thanksgiving movie is Paul Blart: Mall Cop).
Wednesday, Nov 25, 2015, 9:00 PM EST
Gila River Arena - Glendale, AZ
No, you wait a minute. I gotta tell you, Travis, it really tweaks my melon to see a buff bro like Crawl here get wheezed on by a greasy scum baaaag like you. So you just chill.
To take up space in my gameday posts this season, so that I don't have to write so much, you'll be getting a glimpse of my playlist while I write this garbage.
Today I'm listening to: The Blossoms - "Son-In-Law"