Ducks Gameday: Jagr's Mullet is Offensive

Florida is a horrible place. It's a giant retirement community of drug lords and bath salts. This is why Jaromir Jagr was recently seen sporting his famous mullet, which he's had for far too long, with his Florida Panthers teammate Roberto Luongo. Not only is it greasy and disgusting, but it is a direct insult to the Ducks organization, one whose captain (Ryan Getzlaf) is bald as this creature:

May or may not be an actual photo of Assistant Coach Paul MacLean.

This monster thinks it's OK to mock the Ducks captain and all bald people of the world with this hairstyle.

It's shameless.

Gameday

Ducks vs. Panthers

Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2015, 7:30 p.m. PST

Honda Center – Anaheim, CA

Prediction

Ducks win two games in a row ... maybe? Too hopeful? Whatever.

Inspirational Music

Jer does this so I feel obligated to do this. So here's a song that will go with whatever I decided to post on gameday.

Today you're listening to: Beastie Boys – mullethead