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Ducks Gameday: We're Going Streaking

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The Ducks have won consecutive games and so have the Blue Jackets, but who really cares.

It's a battle of the two worst teams in the league. What's that? The Ducks are Blue Jacket's aren't the two worst teams in the league?

*Checks league standings*

Shit Standings

Well at this point Toronto isn't even a team. I'm just as surprised as you are that the Maple Leafs haven't been relegated to the AHL or wherever they sent Slava Voynov. We can only hope they catch the second Raffi-Torres-Rocket-to-the-Sun.

The Kings and Sharks already embarrassed themselves by losing to the Blue Jackets in regulation on their home ice, so this means the Ducks will probably win. Either way a three-game win streak will be held intact by the victor. Here's to Frederik Andersen dragging his team to another win.

Gameday

Ducks vs. Blue Jackets

Friday, Nov. 6, 2015, 7:00 p.m. PST

Honda Center – Anaheim, CA

Prediction

Ryan Getzlaf doesn't play because of his "appendicitis recovery" a.k.a. hernia surgery a.k.a. hair grafting procedure a.k.a. he's old and bad at hockey now. Ducks win another game they don't deserve to win because they play terrible defense.

Inspirational Music

Jer does this so I feel obligated to do this. So here's a song that will go with whatever I decided to post on gameday.

Today you're listening to: Ray Stevens – The Streak