What is the meaning of life? Did Getzlaf really have appendicitis? Why was this team so bad at hockey? Is Chris Stewart a real hockey player? Will Ryan Kesler ever score again? Is there a goalie controversy? Why is hockey still in the state of Arizona? Is Jer the okayest managing editor on SB Nation? Do you even care? Is the word count of this crap 69? ... Yes.
Ducks vs. Coyotes
Monday, Nov. 9, 2015, 7:00 p.m. PST
Honda Center – Anaheim, CA
Why is this the only game being played today? Will the Ducks extend their win streak? What actually happened to Rickard Rakell? Answer these questions in the comments? Or don't? Who cares?
Jer does this, so I feel obligated to do this. So here's a song that will go with whatever I decided to post on gameday.
Today you're listening to: Cherub – Doses & Mimosas