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You a Ducks fans?...it sucks to be you
You not off for the next two weeks like me...it sucks to be you
You like a team that has a bald captain that has only 1 goal...it sucks to be you
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You like a team that should have keep Kyle Palmeri...it sucks to be you
You gain 20 lbs like me in a short couple months...it sucks to be you
Can't sport skin tight jeans like a boss like Mike Fail...it sucks to be you
You found out you got herpes from Dunn?...it sucks to be you
Are you Bruce Boudreau? ...it will suck to be you soon
You get owned by Stace online?...it sucks to be you
You can't go to the BOC beer-a-thon on Tuesday?...it sucks to be you
Your girlfriend looks like Mike Ricci?...it sucks to be you
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Did you read this stupid article?...it sucks to be you
Ducks are garbage and I hate Jer for me making work on my vacation. I plan to run and jump from a trampoline and kick him in the balls. Hope see all you on Tuesday.
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