The Ducks play the New York Rangers tonight, so that means actual elite goaltender Henrik Lundqvist will earn another shutout. But I'll be at Staples Center (AND SO SHOULD YOU), so who really cares. It's too late for the Ducks, it's too late for Bruce Boudreau, and it's too late for Bob Murray, but it's not too late to hang out with us (unless you're reading this anytime after 5 p.m. because you'll never make it in time because traffic sucks), so buy a ticket or don't and just stand awkwardly outside the Staples Center.
Ducks Gameday: If You're Reading This it's Too Late
You should be at Staples tonight and not reading this post.