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Kings Gameday: More crap

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This post? Crap. Today? Crap.

Still Kopitar's only fight
Still Kopitar's only fight
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In case you didn't think Anze Kopitar was worth around ten million dollars a year, the next couple of games are probably going to be the case as to why he does deserve that. Mostly because he will be playing around thirty minutes each game. "Why?" you may ask. Because Jeff Carter is out with an injury. "Why?" you may ask again. Well, because god hates you. "Why?" you may ask once more. Because god knows you've reread that post about hot cartoon animals a few too many times.

So here we are. A world with a depth chart at center going "Kopitar - Shore - Andreoff - Weal". CRAP.

And the Kings are on the road in a back-to-back. CRAP.

They are playing against the Vancouver Canucks who are CRAP.

Alex Burrows's favorite meal? CRAP.

I have to go to work today. CRAP.

I forgot about this post until this morning. CRAP.

Kopitar is going to play thirty minutes a game until 2016 and probably die from this. CRAP.

Jordan Weal has a chance to show he is not total CRAP.

Jake Muzzin gave Boyd Gordon a face full of CRAP.

I'm out of booze. CRAP.

Trevor Lewis will probably be the new alternate captain. AWESOME.

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Wanna know what else I am doing while writing this? CRAPing.

Prediction: Kings lose 3-2. CRAP.