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Ducks Gameday: Why Didn't You See Mortdecai?!?

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You let us down. Hurricanes @ Ducks.

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On Friday, January 23rd, Battle of California's former managing editor Megalodon sent out a very specific order to readers of our blog.

Apparently, you didn't listen...

The Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow comedy took in just $4.1 million. With a reported $60 million budget it's already one of the biggest bombs of the year.

Now look, I didn't go see it myself, because I assumed you folks knew how important this was to Meg and would do it without me setting an example. But you didn't, and I've never seen Mr. Pennyfeathers more heartbroken.

You owe him an apology and an explanation. Please use the comment section of today's post to outline for Meg the situation surrounding your failure to comply.

If you don't listen to Megalodon, how can he ever be expected to listen to your BRING BACK MEGOLODON pleas?

Assholes.

Gameday

Hurricanes (17 - 32) @ Ducks (32 - 18)

Tuesday, Feb 3, 2015, 7:00 PM PST

Honda Center

Prediction

The losing streak continues forever.