Ducks Gameday: When A Salad Isn't A Salad

I got drunk last night and tried to get out of doing this post, but failed...

@JerMeansWell I also like crackers, but you don't see me rushing to make a chili

— Link (@3DLink) March 15, 2015

@JerMeansWell I'm drankin, assbutt

— SC (@stace_ofbase) March 15, 2015

@JerMeansWell Sorry, we're drunk from watching the Preds beat te kings. U understand. @stace_ofbase

— On The Forecheck (@OnTheForecheck) March 15, 2015

Then Stace gave this idea:

@AndrewBerkshire @JerMeansWell is pasta salad a salad? Boom. Post written

— SC (@stace_ofbase) March 15, 2015

Then Stace, Andrew Berkshire, Floob, and I all discussed this question in depth. While we have differing opinions on if things like potato or pasta salad are good, we all basically agree that they're not salad...

@JerMeansWell @stace_ofbase Salad has to have lettuce. I will hear no arguments

— Andrew Berkshire (@AndrewBerkshire) March 15, 2015

So this is where we stand. What say you, BoC readers? I know Nashville fans have probably never even seen a salad, much less have an opinion on them other than "ew, gross," stated as they butter up some lard to fry, but maybe the rest of you might have some things to say...

Gameday

Predators @ Ducks

Sunday, Mar 15, 2015, 5:00 PM PDT

Honda Center

Prediction

If I skip a Sunday gameday post about the unwatchable preds, no one will notice, right?

— jer (@JerMeansWell) March 15, 2015

You wouldn't have noticed.