Ducks Gameday: Battle of California Comments of the Week (Week 24)

This is a reoccurring weekly feature that awards the "El Burrito de la Victoria" trophy to the comments with the most amount of reader "recommendations" from the prior week. All recommendations were tallied the night before this feature was posted. With any luck, this will encourage you to not only comment more often, but to be funnier.

On Sunday, there was a Ducks game (though Anaheim failed to show up). Some mistakes and issues came up, and I didn't post a gameday post that day. Only one of you noticed though, so I'm glad our readership doesn't expect too much.

Anyway, even though I didn't show up, you commenters occasionally do, and here are some of the comments you made that readers thought were funny last week...

Comments of the Week
3/15/2015 - 3/21/2015

The Best

In response to Stace's #FancyShats post...

I don't know about these results

the stool sample size is too small.

by Dan Saraceni on Mar 19, 2015 | 9:44 AM

Heyyyooooooo! Incidentally, Old Kentucky Shark predicted this would happen.

Honorable Mentions

With an assist from Megalodon...

Is everyone else seeing "Meg" written in a weird slightly smaller font than everything else? Is this some sort of weird psychological trick by Stace to rattle me and imply I’m somehow less valuable and less important than the "real" current writers on this site?

I’ve always hated you Stace and also everyone else.

Welcome back!

by Megalodon on Mar 17, 2015 | 9:22 AM

NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, meg. PROBABLY IN YOUR HEAD.

by Jared Dobias on Mar 17, 2015 | 9:29 AM

I've still got it, folks.

Old Kentucky Sharks responds to a Kings fan...

As a Kings fan, I’m not taking Stace’s comments personally.

That’s only because you couldn’t actually read any of them.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Mar 18, 2015 | 1:34 PM

In response to the typo-prone Spade, who discusses some kids meeting up and being friends...

meet and be duck buddies for eva?

Holy fuck I hope this isn’t one of your typos

by Jared Dobias on Mar 17, 2015 | 11:14 AM

(Me, again? You're all too kind).

Sharks humor...

The best player who has ever been on the San Jose Sharks continues to be alienated

Doug Wilson is coming around on Marty Havlat. Just give him time.

by J.J. from Kansas on Mar 17, 2015 | 8:10 AM

And finally, some Eagles humor...

Fuck, you’re right. We are trapped in The Hotel Battle of California.

FTFY

On a Victorville ice rink / meth wind in my hair /
Warm smells of burritos / rising up through the air.

I’ll stop now.

by skyywise on Mar 16, 2015 | 11:58 AM

The Worst

As chosen by me, arbitrarily...

This longtime "Kinger" signed up for an SBNation account just to dish out this, uh, devastating blow in response to Stace's Kings vs Ducks post...

Riight

Funny, all I read are a bunch of one syllable words – wah wah wah wah – we don’t have a cup – wah wah wah wah

by longtime kinger on Mar 18, 2015 | 9:21 PM

Some people don't follow the rules. If you're going to be mean, be funny, assbutts.

Gameday

Ducks (46 - 28) @ Blue Jackets (33 - 39)

Tuesday, Mar 24, 2015, 4:00 PM PDT

Nationwide Arena

Prediction

Now that I know you folks don't care when I skip a post, I start writing a whole lot less!