Ducks Gameday: Battle of California Comments of the Week (Week 21)

This is a reoccurring weekly feature that awards the "El Burrito de la Victoria" trophy to the comments with the most amount of reader "recommendations" from the prior week. All recommendations were tallied the morning that this feature was posted. With any luck, this will encourage you to not only comment more often, but to be funnier.

Back-to-back games gives me an excuse to be lazy and use the Burritos as a gameday post, hooray!

Comments of the Week
2/22/2015 - 2/28/2015

The Best

You idiots, you let a pun win! This is going to attract folks like JJ from Kansas to our blog...

I blame auto-erect

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 27, 2015 | 10:35 AM

Congrats Spade.

Honorable Mentions

Bezzerkker loops me in on some charity work we've been doing here at BoC...

We keep letting Dunn win burritos

because he relies on these handouts to survive. Don’t chide us for feeding the hungry, Jarebear.

by bezzerkker on Feb 25, 2015 | 9:31 AM

Stace got married last week, and we were at our best...

hey congrats you two. and by this, i mean dunn and jer, for writing something that isn’t a completely worthless pile of shit for once.

by kid ish on Feb 27, 2015 | 11:33 AM

This one below requires a lot of context, but Rudy's final reply is what gets the honorable mention...

You're the kind of person

who shows up to a baby shower, says to the expecting mother, "Sure would suck if this thing is stillborn and it renders you sterile, but at least you wouldn’t be changing diapers until your parents are incontinent, eh?" aren’t you?

by bezzerkker on Feb 27, 2015 | 10:06 AM

You’re the kind of person who shows up to a baby shower,

No, I would never do that!

by Scriabin on Feb 27, 2015 | 10:16 AM

lol like you’d ever be invited to anything

by RudyKelly on Feb 27, 2015 | 10:31 AM

James Mirtle might have abandoned this site, but his wife hasn't...

My wife emailed this post to me with "LOL."

Dunno what that means.

by James Mirtle on Feb 28, 2015 | 7:47 PM

We'll end here...

bossum

Jesus Christ, Spade, will you ever learn the proper spelling of any words?

It’s spelled "cock."

by RudyKelly on Feb 27, 2015 | 10:34 AM

The Worst

...As chosen by me, arbitrarily.

I tried playing a game to maybe get through this crap

Instead of reading elite, I substituted poopy, poopiest, or poop. Much to my chagrin this game sucked just as much, if not more than the article. Thanks d-bag.

by KC Conundrum on Feb 24, 2015 | 6:12 PM

(As Dr. HiYonKrak replied, "You're the idiot who made the article worse for yourself.")

Good work, everyone.

Gameday

Devante Smith-Pelly gets to play Anaheim for the first time! Jiri Sekac meets up against his former team! Only one will survive!

Canadiens @ Ducks

Wednesday, Mar 4, 2015, 7:00 PM PST

Honda Center

Prediction

Smith-Pelly misses delcious Southern California burritos.