After today's games, the NHL season is 80% over. Playoffs are coming...— James Mirtle (@mirtle) March 8, 2015
Mirtle tweeted the above before yesterday's games, and while I'm not going to do the math, I'm pretty sure he's right because he's one of those advanced-stats nerds who knows how to use spreadsheets and basic arithmetic.
I couldn't be any more happy about this, as even though we're 80% of the way through, I stopped caring 50 percentage points ago.
And lucky for me, the Ducks will take a quick first round exit this season, so I'll have a long offseason to bask in before I pretend to care about hockey for you people.
Welp, this post is about 80% done now, I suppose, so...
Alright. Well, See you later.
Ducks @ Canucks
Monday, Mar 9, 2015, 7:00 PM PDT
Something something Nick Bonino or Ryan Kesler whatever. Maybe even Luca Sbisa.