This morning it was announced that the San Jose Sharks will be parting ways with head coach Todd McLellan but don't worry guys, it was mutual.
Let me tell you a little something about mutual breakups, guys--they are non-existent. It's something that you say so you don't look like a giant loser. It's something that the dumper (lol butts) says to make you feel better about being a giant loser.
Todd got dumped hard, and the organization is trying to do him a solid when everyone knows that Doug Wilson doesn't find his coaching abilities attractive anymore. The organization will most likely rebound with a giant mistake to help boost their self-esteem again. Let's look at the potential candidates
- Randy Carlyle
- John Tortorella
- Craig Berube
- Jeremy Roenick
- Mike Milbury
- Michael Moore (Sharks Playoff Collapse was an inside job)