I was asked to roast the Winnipeg Jets for Yahoo! Sports' Puck Daddy blog, and I did. You should definitely go read it here:
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A lot of it will look familiar to you, as I'm the kind of superstar that can get away with relying on old hits. But there is some new stuff in there too that you'll enjoy.
I figured I'd make this post here on Battle of California, as you folks likely have a thing or two to say about it, but probably want to stay as far away as possible from the seedy underbelly of Yahoo! comments sections. So comment away, below!
Just when it looked like Jets fans would stop yelling at me on twitter, it's time to start anew! But aside from dealing with them, at least I get a few days of rest while we wait to find out who the Ducks are facing in round two. I hope there's a lot of jokes I can make about that team.