As you probably know, Etsy is a website where people sell their crafts and other junk.

Today, I took a quick visit there, and searched for "Colorado Avalanche."

Here is some of the weird shit that turned up, presented without comment (click the titles if you're so inclined to actually buy this stuff)...

Colorado Avalanche Dog Tag

SpiritFingerz Colorado Avalanche Pom Pom Gloves (nhl-avalanche)

NHL Colorado Avalanche garter set

Bouffant Surgical Scrub Hat - Colorado Avalanche NHL Fabric

Womens COLORADO AVALANCHE G-String Thong Female Nhl Lingerie Hockey Underwear

Colorado Avalanche Lighted Wine Bottle 750 ml.

COLORADO Flag in Glittery on Tanktop Incorporated with Broncos Avalanches Nuggets Rockies Super Sparkly Denver Womens

Colorado Avalanche Hockey / American Girl Cheerleader / 18 inch doll sports team / 15 inch baby doll / Bitty Baby

Colorado Avalanche Ear Warmer

Gameday

Avalanche (35 - 42) @ Ducks (50 - 29)

Friday, Apr 3, 2015, 7:00 PM PDT

Honda Center

Prediction

Shit, I don't know... Maybe Jarome Iginla scores a goal.