As you probably know, Etsy is a website where people sell their crafts and other junk.
Today, I took a quick visit there, and searched for "Colorado Avalanche."
Here is some of the weird shit that turned up, presented without comment (click the titles if you're so inclined to actually buy this stuff)...
COLORADO Flag in Glittery on Tanktop Incorporated with Broncos Avalanches Nuggets Rockies Super Sparkly Denver Womens
Colorado Avalanche Hockey / American Girl Cheerleader / 18 inch doll sports team / 15 inch baby doll / Bitty Baby
Avalanche (35 - 42) @ Ducks (50 - 29)
Friday, Apr 3, 2015, 7:00 PM PDT
Shit, I don't know... Maybe Jarome Iginla scores a goal.