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Sharks Gameday: The Best of John Scott

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Let's look at all John Scott has accomplished

ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
me!

Haha, this season is STILL happening? Alright then!

Sharks' playoff chances are dead at 0.2% etc etc etc, who cares.

Let's get to the most important part of last week--John Scott scored ANOTHER goal!

Let's travel back to when John Scott scored his first goal on the season

More like Ryan Buffoon. Haters be everywhere Captain John Scott goes.

Anyway, back to the important stuff!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I give him a B+ RT <a href="https://twitter.com/KKurzCSN">@KKurzCSN</a> John Scott may be the best forward the Sharks have put on the ice tonight. Honestly.</p>&mdash; Bread Frathwaite (@bookofloob) <a href="https://twitter.com/bookofloob/status/583494004429365248">April 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

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[FYI, Kurz said that before he scored the goal and also deleted his original tweet because he got made fun of too much]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>JOHN SCOTT OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT</p>&mdash; Jen LC (@RegressedPDO) <a href="https://twitter.com/RegressedPDO/status/583494874554568705">April 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>J&#10;JO&#10;JOH&#10;JOHN&#10;JOHN S&#10;JOHN SC&#10;JOHN SCO&#10;JOHN SCOT&#10;JOHN SCOTT&#10;JOHN SCOT&#10;JOHN SCO&#10;JOHN SC&#10;JOHN S&#10;JOHN&#10;JOH&#10;JO&#10;J</p>&mdash; SC (@stace_ofbase) <a href="https://twitter.com/stace_ofbase/status/583495781388161025">April 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/stace_ofbase">@stace_ofbase</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/HockeenightsCT">@HockeenightsCT</a> &#10;Believe&#10;E&#10;johN scott&#10;G&#10;Has more goals than&#10;michAl &#10;rosZival&#10;I</p>&mdash; Schatzi Page (@schatzipage) <a href="https://twitter.com/schatzipage/status/583684676214267904">April 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>John Scott scored?! BLESS HIS SOUL. WHAT A CAPTAIN.</p>&mdash; Mike FAIL (@mikeFAIL) <a href="https://twitter.com/mikeFAIL/status/583523179915714561">April 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

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The people have spoken and the people love John Scott. Who would have thought that he would become such an important piece to this Sharks puzzle (that got water on it and the pieces expanded and won't connect).

To celebrate John Scott's 10th career point, let's take a look at John Scott's top 5 goals!

5) Empty net goal

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4) Second goal as a Shark

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3) First career goal

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2) First goal as a Sabre

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1) First goal as a Shark

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SJSharks?src=hash">#SJSharks</a> needed a laugh and John Scott provided it with empty-netter vs. COL. Says Scott: &quot;Yeah, it&#39;s always funny I guess when I score,&quot;</p>&mdash; David Pollak (@PollakOnSharks) <a href="https://twitter.com/PollakOnSharks/status/583513882255208448">April 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

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Long live John Scott. He's the best part of the season aside from Barclay Goodrow historical facts.

Gameday!

San Jose Sharks vs. Dallas Stars

7:30pm PST

Sad Asshole Patrol Center

CSN-CA

Prediction:

Blah blah blah who cares. Maybe John Scott will score again.

Setting the Tone:

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Tweet of the Day:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The most dangerous lead in hockey is a Dallas Stars lead.</p>&mdash; Tink (@00Hex) <a href="https://twitter.com/00Hex/status/584545260837023744">April 5, 2015</a></blockquote>

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