I decided to grace Yahoo! Sports' Puck Daddy with my presence and write the eulogy for the Anaheim Ducks this year:
All of my jokes were super original and hilarious because I am a never ending source of amazing comedy
Anyway, it was super fun and I hope you guys enjoy how badly I burned the Ducks. Due to the history of horrible commenters on Puck Daddy, especially those who do not understand the purpose of the eulogy, I would like to ask you faithful BoC reader, to comment on the article below! It's kind of strange to consider Battle of California as a more suitable forum for a discussion but alas, here we are!