1. The Ducks acquired Kevin Bieksa, why did they do that? When was the last time Bob Murray updated his player footage?
Bieksa is a really great pickup for our 2011 Ducks and I have a lot of faith that this 2011-12 season will be spectacular. I imagine he'll be paired with Kurtis Foster. Randy Carlyle is going to do great things with this team in 2011-12!
They are really going to bail out Curtis McElhinney.
2. Matt Beleskey had like 4 good playoff games and Boston signs him for a silly contract. Was it a fluke? Will this have a hilarious ending?
Players that have a good year never stop improving, Stace. Don't you watch hockey? It's the same reason Dany Heatley did so well with Anaheim.
[Editor's Note: If anyone knows someone who actually bought an Anaheim Dany Heatley shirsey or jersey, please email me]
3. Do you watch Mr. Robot? If not, read an online synopsis. Okay, now that you've done that, why aren't you watching Mr. Robot?
I started to read a synopsis and the first sentence referred to it as a "cyberpunk thriller" and I immediately started to do a wanking-motion, rolled my eyes, and threw my laptop in the garbage.
I retrieved my laptop later and finished typing out this answer for you, though.
Then I finished myself off with more wanking-motion.
[Editor's Note: Fuck you]