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Ducks Gameday: What to get for that Red Wings fan in your life

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Another weekend post you won't read. Red Wings @ Ducks.

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I forgot to buy friend-of-the-blog and weirdo-who-used-to-post-here JJ from Kansas a Christmas present, and I feel really bad about it. I realized it today when I noticed Anaheim was playing his beloved Red Wings, so I immediately hopped over to Etsy to find out what I should buy for him.

I found the perfect item, and I'm sharing it here with you in case you want to surprise the male Red Wings fan in your life. Luckily, it won't spoil it for JJ if I post it here, since he doesn't read this blog anymore (nor does anyone else, thanks god.

Mens DETROIT RED WINGS G-String Thong Male Nhl Lingerie Hockey Underwear

This is a brand new custom-made men's DETROIT RED WINGS g-string. It made with 100% cotton material. Lined for comfort. The size is one size fits most (medium to large). Matching women's gstring available.

Merry Christmas, JJ.

Gameday

Detroit Red Wings @ Anaheim Ducks

Sunday, Jan 10, 2016, 8:00 PM EST

Honda Center - Anaheim, CA

Prediction

Anaheim gets beaten again by one of those lesser conference teams.

Inspirational Music

To take up space in my gameday posts this season, so that I don't have to write so much, you'll be getting a glimpse of my playlist while I write this garbage.

Today I'm listening to: Pixies - "Debaser"