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Sharks Gameday: Mick E. Moose? Really?

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Let's take a look at the mascot of the Winnipeg Jets.

Jesus fucking christ, Winnipeg. Maybe this is why your youth leave?
Jesus fucking christ, Winnipeg. Maybe this is why your youth leave?

Ladies and gentlemen, Mick E. Moose.

Mick E. Moose

This is something for kids? Ok.

I like grading team's mascots based on how afraid I would be if I woke up to find them hovering over me. With this criteria, I'd be fucking terrified of Mick E. Moose. That is the face of an experienced murderer. He's had the joy of killing before, and is looking forward to it.

Sharks @ Jets

5:00 PM Pacific

The Jets obliterated the "fully healthy" Sharks last meeting at home (like everyone else this season, except the Leafs). I imagine we'll see Stalock in net, which is always an adventure.

Prediction: The fans are selected the game's 3rd star, per tradition. I scream, "Put the sledgehammer down, Mick E.! Noooooooooooo."