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Dearly beloved,
We gather here today to permanently document the deaths of once great (and even terrible) hockey careers. In a hope to preserve this record for future generations and to act as a warning sign for players to come to never willingly sign with the St. Louis Blues, lest they see their career fade away into nothingness. I ask that you comment with the names of players who we have lost at the hands of this grim reaper organization.
Here are a few to start us off:
Wayne Gretzky** (1995-1996)*
Martin Brodeur (2014-2015)
* Didn't retire with the Blues but he played his worst season ever there 8-13=21 with a -6
** the "great one" wasn't identified by the auto tagger for SB Nation hahahahaha
RIP
Gameday
Ducks vs. Blues
Friday, Jan. 8, 2016, 7:00 p.m. PST
Most Feared Building in the NHL – Anaheim, CA
Prediction
Kopitar signs a giant contract with the Blues in the offseason. LA becomes the new graveyard of the NHL with Vinny Lecavalier.
Inspirational Music
Today you're listening to: Susan Boyle's cover of "In the arms of an angel"
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