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Hurricanes Ranked

The worst hurricanes in history

These are the best hurricanes in history.

1. Jordan Staal getting paid 6 million a year until Kanye's presidency in 2023 (-3 and 5 points on the season at age 28)

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2. Cam Ward's .899 Save Percentage at $3.3 million dollars a year until 2018.

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3. Teuvo Teravainen continuing to slide into obscurity.

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4. Hurricane Katrina, fuck hurricanes.

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Gameday

Anaheim Ducks @ Carolina Hurricanes

voted for Trump arena, Raleigh, NC

Thursday, November 10, 2016 4:00 p.m. PST

Prediction

The Ducks spread the good word of the OC going blue for the first time since the Great Depression.

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