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These are the best hurricanes in history.
1. Jordan Staal getting paid 6 million a year until Kanye's presidency in 2023 (-3 and 5 points on the season at age 28)
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2. Cam Ward's .899 Save Percentage at $3.3 million dollars a year until 2018.
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3. Teuvo Teravainen continuing to slide into obscurity.
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4. Hurricane Katrina, fuck hurricanes.
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Gameday
Anaheim Ducks @ Carolina Hurricanes
voted for Trump arena, Raleigh, NC
Thursday, November 10, 2016 4:00 p.m. PST
Prediction
The Ducks spread the good word of the OC going blue for the first time since the Great Depression.
Inspirational Music
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