Ooooooooh, Canada

It's Ducks vs. Kings game day so that means more screaming into the wind. Today this screaming has a theme, and that theme is Canada. You may think that Mexico is the simplest option for fleeing the country on January 20, 2017 being so close to Southern California, but then what's your plan? Become the next El Chapo? Run your own drug cartel to drive healthy competition in the name of capitalism? No! You're going to Canada bitch.

What's more fun than watching a Canucks fan suffer on line? Watching one suffer in person in Vancouver. Canada is the land of Tim Hortons and Ketchup Chips. Butt sex is also super legal there now! Just go.

Gameday

Anaheim Ducks vs. Los Angeles Kings

Honda Center – Anaheim, CA

Sunday, November 20, 2016 5:00 p.m. PST

Prediction

Carnage

inspirational Music

Today you're listening to: I want it that way, by the Backstreet Boys

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