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Come let me tell you a tale
Of the devils without names!
They arrive unannounced
To set ice aflame!
Philosophers pose riddles
Of these goblins of yore
“Was there really such thing
As a Bryce Salvatore?”
No man can answer
A puzzle so lame
For no man remembers
Any one of their names
And that is the terror
Of the unnamed imps
“Who are these dipshits?”
You ask, as your team limps
To a 1-1 shootout loss at the end of it all
With a large-toothed rodent
Unnamed “Taylor Hall”
En espagnol
Ven y déjame contarte una historia
De los demonios sin nombres!
Llegan sin anunciar
Poner el hielo en llamas!
Los filósofos plantean acertijos
De estos goblins de antaño
"¿Había realmente algo así
¿Como Bryce Salvatore?
Nadie puede responder
Un rompecabezas tan cojo
Para nadie recuerda
Cualquiera de sus nombres
Y ese es el terror
De los imps sin nombre
-¿Quiénes son esos idiotas?
Usted pregunta, como su equipo cojea
A una derrota de 1-1 tiros al final de todo
Con un roedor de dientes grandes
Sin nombre: "Taylor Hall"
Run through Google translate to Spanish and Back again to English
Come and let me tell you a story
Of the demons without names!
Arrive unannounced
Put the ice on fire!
Philosophers pose puzzles
Of these goblins of yesteryear
"Was there really something like this?
Like Bryce Salvatore?
No one can answer
Such a lame puzzle
Nobody remembers
Any of their names
And that's the terror
Of the unnamed imps
"Who are those idiots?"
You ask, as your team limps
To a defeat of 1-1 shots at the end of everything
With a large rodent
Unnamed: "Taylor Hall"
??? @ Sharks
7:30 PM Pacific
Prediction: We lose and can’t remember a single thing that happened
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