I hope the Sharks take inspiration from the Cubs

And wait until the year 2099 to finally win a Stanley Cup. Did you see how relieved those fans were? Wow.

I, too, hope to have my name written in chalk on the wall of the Shark Tank as someone who died before seeing my favorite team win a championship.

Flames @ Sharks

7:30 PM Pacific

Prediction: Your 2099 National Hologram League champs, the San Jose Hoversharks!