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Ducks Gameday: Cory is a lazy fatass




Since Cory is Probably in a alcohol induced coma (a frequent problem for BoC writers.) I figure I'll do the Gameday post. Rest assured Ducks fans, just because I am a Sharks fan, this post will have the quality of a Earl Sleek post incoherent drunken Spade rant.

Carolina Hurricane fans

Look at all those excited Hurricanes fans!

The Carolina hurricanes are a hockey team that exists apparently. They still have Cam Ward as their starting goaltender, despite being absolutely terrible. The Hurricanes are unaware it seems that you can waive the fuck out of a bad goalie even if they won you a cup. Other players that spring to mind include Jeff Skinner, Justin Faulk, Jordan Staaaaal..................ummmmmm................yeah, that's all I can remember. They are about as irrelevant as the Ottawa Senators. I am not even sure they really won the Stanley Cup in 2006. It might have been a joke. They are currently (checks standings) 15th in eastern conference despite have a mediocre 10-10-5 record. What the fuck else is there to say about this team? Nothing.

The Anaheim Ducks are currently fighting for a wild card spot due to the Pacific Division having lost all sanity. Edmenton and Calgary are suddenly competent, Los Angeles lost Quick to injury and immediately lost it's mind. Anaheim hired Carlyle because puck possession is for loser nerds and now have to rely on the skill and depth of their lineup to win. San Jose is really the only team to be where everyone expected them at this point.

Ryan Getzlaf finally has more points in a season than Thornton, and it only took Jumbo Joe to turn 57 years old. Corey Perry hasn't murdered a goalie in like 5 months. The Ducks' possession numbers are mediocre, but not as bad as you might expect under Carlyle.

A Dumbass

Carlyle's coaching acumen

The Ducks are apparently calling up some guy named Noseson.

At least the Ducks don't have to play this game in the awful state of Carolina.

Hurricanes @ Ducks 7:30 Pacific

Japanese Car Arena

Prediction: I watch the Sharks game instead, a ducks fan cut's off his ears listening Brian Hayward, everybody loses.

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