The Ducks play in Ohio today. Ohio is only relevant for not being able to decide which party to vote for every year. So here's this cool meme and the best thing to happen to the internet in years.
Anaheim Ducks vs. Columbus Blue Jackets
Thursday, Feb. 11, 2016, 4:00 p.m. PST
Some place in Ohio
Ducks lose because the Jackets are a terrible hockey team.