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Ducks Gameday: 9 Things To Do In Edmonton When You Miss The Playoffs

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Here's the 9 things Edmonton Oilers fans enjoy the most after missing the playoffs for the last 9 seasons.

1. Swimming in a Pool of Tears

Sad pool

2. Fawning Over the Next 1st Round Draft Pick

DraftOil

3. Promptly Envisioning How Your Team Will Ruin Said Draft Pick

LOLDAVID

4. Deciding Which Jersey You'll Throw on the Ice Next Season

ICEJERSEY

5. Celebrating the Firing of that Bad Coach

EAKINS

6. And Then Celebrating the New Coach Who Will Definitely Bring This Team Back to the Playoffs

MCLEL

7. Thinking Fondly on Past Oilers' Success

Pronger

8. Thinking About Re-Tooling the Defense and Then Deciding Another Year of Justin Schultz at $3.9M is Fine

Schultzzzzz

9. Dusting Off Your Rear-View Mirrors Because They Haven't Been Used in a While

Jordan Mirror

Gameday

Anaheim Ducks at Edmonton Oilers

Tuesday, Feb. 16, 2016, 6:00 p.m PST

Rexall Place – Frozen Wasteland

Prediction

Ducks lose because they don't like to play against teams that suck.

Inspirational Music

Today you're listening to: (I can't get no) Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones