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1. Swimming in a Pool of Tears
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2. Fawning Over the Next 1st Round Draft Pick
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3. Promptly Envisioning How Your Team Will Ruin Said Draft Pick
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4. Deciding Which Jersey You'll Throw on the Ice Next Season
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5. Celebrating the Firing of that Bad Coach
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6. And Then Celebrating the New Coach Who Will Definitely Bring This Team Back to the Playoffs
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7. Thinking Fondly on Past Oilers' Success
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8. Thinking About Re-Tooling the Defense and Then Deciding Another Year of Justin Schultz at $3.9M is Fine
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9. Dusting Off Your Rear-View Mirrors Because They Haven't Been Used in a While
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Gameday
Anaheim Ducks at Edmonton Oilers
Tuesday, Feb. 16, 2016, 6:00 p.m PST
Rexall Place – Frozen Wasteland
Prediction
Ducks lose because they don't like to play against teams that suck.
Inspirational Music
Today you're listening to: (I can't get no) Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones
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