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1. Swimming in a Pool of Tears
2. Fawning Over the Next 1st Round Draft Pick
3. Promptly Envisioning How Your Team Will Ruin Said Draft Pick
4. Deciding Which Jersey You'll Throw on the Ice Next Season
5. Celebrating the Firing of that Bad Coach
6. And Then Celebrating the New Coach Who Will Definitely Bring This Team Back to the Playoffs
7. Thinking Fondly on Past Oilers' Success
8. Thinking About Re-Tooling the Defense and Then Deciding Another Year of Justin Schultz at $3.9M is Fine
9. Dusting Off Your Rear-View Mirrors Because They Haven't Been Used in a While
Gameday
Anaheim Ducks at Edmonton Oilers
Tuesday, Feb. 16, 2016, 6:00 p.m PST
Rexall Place – Frozen Wasteland
Prediction
Ducks lose because they don't like to play against teams that suck.
Inspirational Music
Today you're listening to: (I can't get no) Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones
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