The Anaheim Ducks face the Buffalo Sabres (who were good at hockey in the 90s apparently) and American hero Ryan Miller for the second time this season.
Banana Slug: Ryan Miller doesn't play for the Sabres anymore.
What's that? Ryan Miller's corpse is rotting in Vancouver? Then who's their starting goaltender?
Banana Slug: Chad Johnson.
Oh, this guy.
Well at least we can all look forward to seeing Connor McDavid play in persss...
Banana Slug: No, Buffalo drafted second overall.
So Buffalo didn't win the draft lottery either? Well at least they got Eichel, he's alright I guess. He medaled pretty high in the U20 World Juniors with Team USA.
Banana Slug: No, he sucked and America finished 5th. He's old enough to vote and says he is going to vote for Donald Trump to jump on that winning bandwagon.
Well screw that guy and Jack Eichel.
Anaheim Ducks vs. Buffalo Sabres
Wednesday, Feb. 24, 2016, 7:30 p.m. PST
Honda Center – Anaheim, CA
Jack uses his Brony powers to score goals. Corey Perry defeats him in battle dressed as Gumby.
Today you're listening to: 1999 – by Prince