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Ducks Gameday: Not Gone, But Definitely Forgotten

I forgot about this post, just like the league forgot about Sidney Crosby.

The Ducks are miraculously good at hockey again. Sadly for Sidney Crosby, however, he still sucks. He's so bad that the stats nerds are talking about it. SEE 4 UR SELF. Yup, Crosby is bad at hockey, which means the league has shifted their gaping orifices to another overrated top-draft pick. He didn't even get a replacement call for the All-Star game, guys. 2016 is a great year of hockey, so far. The Ducks have six straight wins and can pass the Sharks in the standings with a win tonight. Enjoy hearing how John #GibbyTime Gibson is from Pittsburgh and is in his home town tonight blah blah blah. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gameday

Anaheim Ducks at Pittsburgh Penguins

Monday, Feb. 8, 2016, 4:00 p.m. PST

Not the Igloo – Pittsburgh, PA

Prediction

Crosby scores a highlight-reel goal. The Penguins lose 5-1 anyway. LOL Oilers.

Inspirational Music

Blessing you with the sounds of a goddess. Ducks better be in formation tonight.

Today you're listening to: Formation by Beyoncé