The Ducks are miraculously good at hockey again. Sadly for Sidney Crosby, however, he still sucks. He's so bad that the stats nerds are talking about it. SEE 4 UR SELF. Yup, Crosby is bad at hockey, which means the league has shifted their gaping orifices to another overrated top-draft pick. He didn't even get a replacement call for the All-Star game, guys. 2016 is a great year of hockey, so far. The Ducks have six straight wins and can pass the Sharks in the standings with a win tonight. Enjoy hearing how John #GibbyTime Gibson is from Pittsburgh and is in his home town tonight blah blah blah. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anaheim Ducks at Pittsburgh Penguins
Monday, Feb. 8, 2016, 4:00 p.m. PST
Not the Igloo – Pittsburgh, PA
Crosby scores a highlight-reel goal. The Penguins lose 5-1 anyway. LOL Oilers.
Blessing you with the sounds of a goddess. Ducks better be in formation tonight.
Today you're listening to: Formation by Beyoncé