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"Doan Cha"
[Editor note: LISTEN TO THE INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC WHILE YOU READ!!!!!]
[Busta Rhymes]
Ya see this shit get hot
Every time I come through I step up in the slot (are you ready?)
Make the puck sizzle like a summertime cookout
Prowl for the best check
Yes I'm on the lookout (let's dance)
Slow moving rebuild like Don Maloney with it
Lindback, Mike Smith, so Coyotes with it (ohhh IR)
No tricks only Domis under my sleeve
Gimme the number one pick
But make sure Seattle doesn't have a team
[Pussycat Dolls]
Who's Connor Murphy? (Who's Connor Murphy?)
Who's Martinook? (Who's Martinook?)
That's why whenever teams come around
They score goals on you
Made the West Finals (Made the West Finals)
An easy pathway (An easy pathway)
And in the back of your mind
Ya know you should be off the team (Shane)
[Chorus:]
Doan cha wish your captain was bad like me?
Doan cha wish your captain used his knee like me?
Doan cha?
Doan cha?
Doan cha wish your captain was blah like me?
Doan cha wish your captain was done like me?
Doan cha?
Doan Cha?
Smith is garbage (Smith is garbage)
Tank it with Doan (Tank it with Doan)
'Cause if it ain't Matthews
It just ain't enough to leave Tippet alone (my wife left me)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I don't care
But I know your team ain't goin' no where
[Chorus:]
Doan cha wish your captain was bad like me?
Doan cha wish your captain used his knee like me?
Doan cha?
Doan cha?
Doan cha wish your captain was blah like me?
Doan cha wish your captain was done like me?
Doan cha?
Doan cha?
[Busta Rhymes]
OK, I see how it's going' down (ahh, Doan cha)
Seems like Vermette wanna leave the Blackhawks or something (let's go)
Well let me get straight to it
Every Boyde wanna watch a player skate through him
It's the Gord almighty, looking all brand new
If Yandle wanna trade well then Imma go do it
Bettman at me all like "Are your kids proud of you?"
Tryna put Scott on me till the Habs trade Tinordi
Ya wanna play wit ah All-Star girl then play on
Shipped out to Saskatchewan
And leave the "C" on
Watch me and I'mma punch you at the same time
Looking at ya wan break my streak
You're the very reason why I keep a back-end with the Magnus
An with the Manson hit chu in the back of that Richardson
For the record, don't think it was something you did
Selanne didn't want to fight him but it's hard to resist and did
I got a idea that's dope for y'all
Delete your account and stop the "White Out"
[Pussycat Dolls]
I know Yotes love you (I know Yotes love you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you weren't surrounded by sand
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then old man
You're still a piss baby
[Chorsu:]
Doan cha wish your captain was bad like me?
Doan cha wish your captain used his knee like me?
Doan cha?
Doan cha?
Doan cha wish your captain was blah like me?
Doan cha wish your captain was done like me?
Doan cha?
Doan cha?
Gameday
Anaheim Ducks @ Arizona Coyotes
Thursday, March 3, 2016, 6:00 p.m. PST
Gila River Arena – Glendale, AZ
Prediction
The Coyotes fade into obscurity just like the Pussycat Dolls. RIP
Inspirational Music
LISTEN WHILE YOU READ FOR FUN
Today you're listening to: Don't Cha – by the Pussycat Dolls (ft. Busta Rhymes)
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