Ducks Gameday: Doan Cha – a Pussycat Dolls Remix

"Doan Cha"

[Editor note: LISTEN TO THE INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC WHILE YOU READ!!!!!]

[Busta Rhymes]

Arizona Coyotes

Ya see this shit get hot

Every time I come through I step up in the slot (are you ready?)

Make the puck sizzle like a summertime cookout

Prowl for the best check

Yes I'm on the lookout (let's dance)

Slow moving rebuild like Don Maloney with it

Lindback, Mike Smith, so Coyotes with it (ohhh IR)

No tricks only Domis under my sleeve

Gimme the number one pick

But make sure Seattle doesn't have a team

[Pussycat Dolls]

Who's Connor Murphy? (Who's Connor Murphy?)

Who's Martinook? (Who's Martinook?)

That's why whenever teams come around

They score goals on you

Made the West Finals (Made the West Finals)

An easy pathway (An easy pathway)

And in the back of your mind

Ya know you should be off the team (Shane)

[Chorus:]

Doan cha wish your captain was bad like me?

Doan cha wish your captain used his knee like me?

Doan cha?

Doan cha?

Doan cha wish your captain was blah like me?

Doan cha wish your captain was done like me?

Doan cha?

Doan Cha?

Smith is garbage (Smith is garbage)

Tank it with Doan (Tank it with Doan)

'Cause if it ain't Matthews

It just ain't enough to leave Tippet alone (my wife left me)

Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)

You have to play fair (you have to play fair)

See I don't care

But I know your team ain't goin' no where

[Chorus:]

Doan cha wish your captain was bad like me?

Doan cha wish your captain used his knee like me?

Doan cha?

Doan cha?

Doan cha wish your captain was blah like me?

Doan cha wish your captain was done like me?

Doan cha?

Doan cha?

[Busta Rhymes]

OK, I see how it's going' down (ahh, Doan cha)

Seems like Vermette wanna leave the Blackhawks or something (let's go)

Well let me get straight to it

Every Boyde wanna watch a player skate through him

It's the Gord almighty, looking all brand new

If Yandle wanna trade well then Imma go do it

Bettman at me all like "Are your kids proud of you?"

Tryna put Scott on me till the Habs trade Tinordi

Ya wanna play wit ah All-Star girl then play on

Shipped out to Saskatchewan

And leave the "C" on

Watch me and I'mma punch you at the same time

Looking at ya wan break my streak

You're the very reason why I keep a back-end with the Magnus

An with the Manson hit chu in the back of that Richardson

For the record, don't think it was something you did

Selanne didn't want to fight him but it's hard to resist and did

I got a idea that's dope for y'all

Delete your account and stop the "White Out"

[Pussycat Dolls]

I know Yotes love you (I know Yotes love you)

I understand (I understand)

I'd probably be just as crazy about you

If you weren't surrounded by sand

Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)

Possibly (possibly)

Until then old man

You're still a piss baby

[Chorsu:]

Doan cha wish your captain was bad like me?

Doan cha wish your captain used his knee like me?

Doan cha?

Doan cha?

Doan cha wish your captain was blah like me?

Doan cha wish your captain was done like me?

Doan cha?

Doan cha?

Gameday

Anaheim Ducks @ Arizona Coyotes

Thursday, March 3, 2016, 6:00 p.m. PST

Gila River Arena – Glendale, AZ

Prediction

The Coyotes fade into obscurity just like the Pussycat Dolls. RIP

Inspirational Music

LISTEN WHILE YOU READ FOR FUN

Today you're listening to: Don't Cha – by the Pussycat Dolls (ft. Busta Rhymes)