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God, these games against shitty teams just keep coming. It's clearly infected the Sharks play, as well, as they've been sleepwalking through the last two games and taking every penalty they can fit in.
And goddammit, it's been uninspiring to write anything on this world wide web site. There's like 4 of your reading this, and three of you are deciding if it's worth it to comment "this sucks." Dunn has turned his posts into furry sex stories or something. Jer is cackling into the void while Cory is posting girlie pics to get trash clicks. I've been staring at this stupid edit box for hours now and am basically out of ideas. Here's some anagrams of the Edmonton Oilers roster.
Moron Deletions
Harlot Ally
Tailored Snail
Jarred Eel Nob
Bout Lotion Pie
Dim Concord Van
Phony Nun Streaking
Jerked Arenas
Koi-koi Pair Lurks
Mute Stalker
Puny Lava Koi
Mace Lobforks
Rondo Bands Divan
Denmark Stitch
Keno Riparian I
Sullen Errand
Big Cry Era
Ok, that's probably enough.
Sharks @ Oilers
6:00 PM Pacific
Prediction: I decide to cover everything I can see with neutral grey paint. Every hockey pundit that thought Todd McLellan would lead the OIlers to the playoffs has amnesia. The Sharks lose 4-1.
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