If you live in a city with the suffix "ville" (meaning "city") you're ripe for a very funny, very original thing where you replace the prefix with a rhyming word that evokes something else. For example, the Sharks opponent in the second round is the Nashville Predators, and some people call them "Smashville" due to their tough, big-boy defense or something. Even the national broadcasters use this term! "Smashville". I used an online rhyming dictionary, and it turns out that you can make a lot of other somethingville names that sound a little like "Nashville."
But then it occurred to me that nobody does the same thing for "San Jose". So here's some suggestions for fans and broadcasters to use about the Sharks:
You're welcome, NBCSN.
Sharks @ Predators
6:00 PM Pacific
Prediction: Gnashville tries to take a bite out of the Sharks, while the Sharks stick to the Plan Jose.