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Dunn, Cory, and I will NOT be performing at the Inaugural Ball for incoming President Trump. While we were flattered to be asked to play our hit song “We Love the USA More Than Your Mom - Remix”, we simply are too busy to rearrange our schedule for this event. We will play the open-mic night at the bar in the Coco’s in Torrance as we originally intended. This was a difficult decision, obviously, but we owe it to our fan in Torrance. We did this all for you, Soup Larry!

Jets @ Sharks

1:00 PM wait that can’t be right

Prediction: We’re going to lose this game so badly to a shit team.