To die and die in LA

What is the most LA way of dying?

• T-boned by street racing 20 year olds.
• Heavy prop falls on your head on the set of a movie about the magic of movies. The movie eventually wins 4-7 Oscars.
• Improv class that pushes the “yes...and” line...to murder.
• Juice cleanse gone terribly wrong.
• Carbon monoxide poisoning after being stuck behind a graffiti covered delivery truck on the Sepulveda pass at rush hour.
• OD’d on cut drugs supplied by your vegan dealer from Santa Monica.
• Sucker punched in a Hermosa bar by the Ed Hardy brigade.
• Crushed by a YouTube star famous for jumping into pools from the top of buildings at a pool party at the Standard.
• Accidentally left in the Mojave while working on a car commercial.
• Drove in the rain.
• Papparazi sitting in a tree to take pictures of Jennifer Lawrence accidentally dropped telephoto lens on your head as you walked under.
• Inexpensive Botox disaster.
• Dwight King house party.
• Struck crossing street by a distracted comedian calling into a podcast segment.
• Electrocuted by lighting from a TV crew doing a segment on “Storms In The Southland!” in the drizzle.
• Stuck between Raiders and Rams fans fighting in the stands at a terrible football game.
• Bacterial meningitis infection after swimming a section of the LA river to raise awareness.
• Brush fire.

Sharks @ Kings

7:30 PM Pacific

Prediction: Sweet, ironic death.